Signs, oh signs, you tell us where to go,
Thanks to you, this I know.
Your guidance leads us from place to place,
It keeps my hand out of my face.
A sign pointing with a Maple leaf?
Leading to Canada, in my belief.

Tags: canada, face, lead, leaf, maple, palm, poem, signs
Current Location: Reading the sign
Current Mood: anxious

Someone developed the invention of knives,
Everyday, they help me cut my chives.
It's usefulness does not end,
Unlike a spoon, it will not bend.
The sharp edge can slash and slice,
Unfortunately, it's inconvenient for eating rice.
Knives change our monotonous lives,
By helping us eat and cutting our fries.
Knives, knives, knives,
You improve our lives.

Tags: knives, lives, poem, rice, silverware, spoon, useful
Current Location: Holding my knife
Current Mood: chipper

Mozilla Firefox I love thee today,
Your tabbed interface makes me gay.
Your awesome-bar helps me browse,
I can look up a government just like Mao's.
With your smooth scrolling I browse the internet,
This awesomeness I will never forget.
You're internet security is unmatched,
My other browsers were dispatched.
Your extensions are the best,
other browsers will be put to rest.
With a user-friendly interface,
Safari and others have no case.
Through thick and thin I will stick with you,
Screw Google Chrome and Internet Explorer too.
Thank you Firefox, I love you,
I need you, this is true.

Tags: browser, communism, firefox, google, internet, love, mozilla, poem, safari
Current Location: On my Firefox
Current Mood: loved